I posted this about a year ago, but I love it so I re-blogged.
Edit (14/11/12): This story is not about me. It was copied and pasted from a non-Tumblr blog that no longer exists. I do not know the original source.
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
just grab her booty?
Grab the booty
Grab my booty
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order