lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

life-on-the-murder-scene:

remember when cody moved into the closet

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he had his own mailbox and everything

(Source: multipack)

lindsaychrist:

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

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