the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
come on guys, let’s take a pic for the instagram
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
kid: “how did you meet mom”
me: “thirst follow”
idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.